Seems like there are no shortage of really bad Canadian jokes out there.  “Groaners” as they may be referred to. At any rate, let’s take a break from apartment hunting for some forced chuckles.  Please feel free to add a clean Canadian joke in the comments section if you have one.  I’ll start it off:
Why did the Canada goose run onto the soccer field?
Because the referee called a foul.Â
 I had the unique opportunity last month to move my family into a new home in a new city. It is an amazingly grueling and emotional process, especially if you have a small child in tow. The physical aspect of moving is almost enough to put someone into the hospital from sheer exhaustion. I also found out that the emotional toll can be great too.Part of what was so stressful to think about was making sure my wife and I chose a home in a neighbourhood with good schools. As we all know, schools can be good, bad or downright terrible, unfortunately. We spent a lot of time scouring the internet to try to find information about the schools that we might be enrolling our son in based on the neigbourhoods we were interested in. The internet search took quite a bit of time and at times we were doubting what we were seeing on several websites. As you might guess, moving leaves you with almost no spare time, so I really wished that there was a good source for school information in one convenient stop.Well, after the fact, I stumbled upon The School Selection & Real Estate Advisor for the Toronto region (including York and Durham). This is a comprehensive report that really takes a lot of the guesswork out of the Toronto area schools and their quality rank scores.
You can obtain this magnificent resource here. |